Thursday, July 17, 2014

Spambots Love Me!

Now, this is weird- in March of this year, I broke the quarter-million hit mark. In the self-congratulatory post I wrote about that occasion, I mentioned that, by far, my most popular post was about eating an unidentified fruit that looked like a toy. Well, now I have over 100,000 hits for that particular post, just about a quarter of my total hits. My next popular post has just over 6,000 hits, to put things in perspective. A couple of comments have eluded Blogger's spam filter (I don't use captcha, because I love comments and want to make things easy for my readers), so I know that these hits are all due to spambots.

The spambot comments have a strange poetry to them. I'd love to know how the hell these verses are composed:

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I wonder what it is about this particular post that has it acting as a decoy attracting all the spam comments.

9 comments:

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Sirius Lunacy said...

Well yeah, you can use the surprisingly icy wine buttons to start your chassis but I wouldn't recommend it. Rum zippers will do the job in half the time and though they are somewhat cool to the touch , they are never icy.

Emma said...

Like our Biblical ancestors, spambots are clearly drawn to the act of consuming forbidden fruit.

Haha, I’m here all week! Try the roast beef, and don’t forget to tip your server.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Obviously it's Substance McG & his JanusNode.

Or maybe that Righteous Bubba guy. I think I need to drop SMcG a line... it's been a while.

It's like you have opened a portal to the Gibberish Universe.

It's beautiful... "spectral colour oil" is a well-turned phrase. A phrase-lathe couldn't have turned out one better.

"I don't like spam!" she declaimed and wore the water color tripwire to the proscenium lactate. See if I don't!

Thanks for commenting, Jules. You are a great addition to the bloggerhood!

Like our Biblical ancestors, spambots are clearly drawn to the act of consuming forbidden fruit.

You wrote the book on forbidden fruit. Funny thing is, those little horrorberries you sampled might actually be delicious come fall. Don't be shy, you know you want to revisit the scene of the crime...